Saturday, November 24, 2007

Nip/Tuck: Sean McNamara's Alter Ego - Season 5 Episode 4

Dylan Walsh is hilarious... plain and simple! I love how he's able to pull off
these scenes. This one reminds me of the kimber doll. Go Sean!!!

Sean McNamara's Alter Ego -
Courtesy of Nip/Tuck Fanatic!

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

The Return of Dawn Budge!

Rosie returns to Nip/Tuck and I have to admit that there was a huge sense of comedy in this episode. The opening scene is what that leaves you thinking... "What will they think of next?" Rosie is on a hang-gliding adventure when an eagle squawks at her and then attacks her in mid-flight! Rosie is left with a new sense of freedom and feels envigorated about life...enough to join the space program! Well, Rosie's face needs some work thanks to the unfriendly eagle and she returns to her favorite plastic surgeons while hoping to get behind the scenes of Hearts n' Scalpels.

Just when you think it cant get any crazier... an ass bandit is on the loose! You heard me.... some sick bastard is posing as a doctor and visiting patients during off hours to collect a stool sample. The ass bandit hits Rosie after she comes out of surgery and is resting peacefully during recovery... By the way, the boys had to sew her mouth shut for a while! :)

The ass bandit, also known as the "fudge finder" seems a bit weird at first and tells Rosie that they need to test for the bird flu. She turns over as the "doctor" lubes his fingers. As Rosie tells the story, Sean and Christian dismiss her as a side effect of being under. However, Liz has heard the story of this ass bandit and thinks that it was definitely an attack!

In an effort to smooth things over with Dawn Budge, Sean takes her behind the scenes of the show but again bad luck strikes and Dawn Budge is hit by a falling fixture and knocked out senseless. Freddy is the first one on the scene and is the first person Rosie sees when she comes to. Her heart melts and we have our new couple... but not before Freddy gets an ass lift per Dawn's request. Cue the music and the surgery and later.... the ass bandit strikes again! Poor Freddy....

Annie returns for this episode and of course drives Sean nuts. Eden has her convinced that she's fat and that her ass is sporting the weight. If you're not getting the theme here, it was an ass show! LOL...

Sean is a bit torn on how to deal with Eden and goes to Julia and Ollie but that was just a frustrating exercise. Sean is left with no choice but to deal with the issue confronting Eden at her room. Eden takes advantage of the situation trying to play on Sean's anger by removing her clothes and telling him that he has to be tired of his fatty (Kate) at home. She even goes so far as to say that Kate probably doesnt swallow and that she does. It gets worse but I'll leave the rest to your imagination.

Sean passes on the opportunity but cant help but wonder if he should act on his urges. 50% of the people in the blog poll say he should... Sean envisions himself sitting there in his office as the alter ego, the one who does go ahead and sleep with Eden. His alter ego is left grubby, jobless, and distraught. Sean snaps back to reality and sees Kate walk into his office and eventually proposes to Kate! WTF?!?!?! Sean, go enjoy LA!

If all this wasn't enough, I'd be remiss if I didnt mention Christian's latest sexual escapade. His new job moonlighting as a male gigolo is taking on new heights. Just picture a frozen and lifeless body requiring sex in order to be revived... You gotta see it to believe it.

Let's see... what else.... Christian flirts with a nun needing a boob reduction and Annie gets expelled... yeah, that covers it! LOL.... Can't wait to see what the Fudge Finder is up to next week!

Episode 4: Music

Peter, Bjorn & John - Young Folks
Frank Sinatra - Come Fly With Me
Erik Satie - Gnossienne No. 4
Gary Wright - Dream Weaver
Splack Pack - “Shake That Ass Bitch” (Christian performs a Brazilian butt lift to Freddy)

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Thoughts about Season 5

We're a few episodes into this season and I cant help myself but wonder what happened to the personal relationships that the guys used to have with the patients? I was watching some older episodes and just noticed that a lot has been lost this season from a personal aspect. The characters are still here and have their issues. However, there is a disconnect somewhere as this season feels more like a soap that way the main characters interact and hurt each other on a regular basis. I think an important aspect of the old episodes was that cosmetic surgery doesnt heal you or fix your insides. That feeling is lost this year.

I know it is more interesting to have characters fighting and causing drama but at some point you have to change the channel because it gets old. I am personally tired of Julia and find myself distracted when she makes her episode appearances. I liked the change with Sean and Christian and really think that gave the season a fresh outlook but we're only a few episodes from the premiere and you can feel things starting to shift back to their old ways. Poor Sean ran away from his family and his business just to get away and now everything has followed him.

Message to Sean: Kick Julia to the curb and go enjoy the west coast! Please!

Friday, November 16, 2007

Nip/Tuck Season 5 Spoilers

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Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Nip/Tuck Season 5 - Everett Poe

Welcome back Julia! Tonight's episode featured the Julia that we all know and the one who I love to hate. It's funny how she is portrayed as the innocent one but in my opinion she is secretive and just flat out evil. She went to Christian for her own reasons knowing that she's always been the apple of Christian's eye. Christian of course would never keep something from Sean and would be very open about it. Julia, on the other hand does everything in secret and only slept with Christian to find out if she truly was a lesbian per Ollie's suggestion.

I really felt good about this year and everything that was happening for Sean but it is his family that is coming back to haunt him and bring him back down to reality. Matt shows up out of the clear blue claiming all the good intention in the world. In reality, he's just bringing his baggage (Kimber, baby, and crack pipe) to the west coast.

Sean cant even find the right girl to have a fling with. There he is trying to relax in the hottub and maybe have a hot and steamy moment with his new actress girlfriend when all of a sudden.... we have a brownout! WOW! You have to love his line referring to how he used enough antibacterial to kill ebola. Way to make a girl feel good about herself Sean! LOL...

Let's see... what else can we stir the pot up with? Oh, how about Annie showing up in her 2nd episode this year!! LOL... woohoo. I've been wishing for a long time that they write the poor girl out of the show but here she was being used as an angle to have another awkward Sean moment. Now we have Ollie's daughter hitting on Sean. I have to blame it all on Julia but hopefully Sean just gets this out of his system, pisses Julia off and sends her back to the east coast.

I loved the fact that Christian walked into the middle of male prostitution tonight. I think it really suits him to be honest. He's perfect for it. I just had visions of him getting busted by the cops. It should make for some very entertaining scripts and storylines in the future.

Rosie is back next week... Ugh...

Any suggestions for a new poll this week? Leave me a comment.

Music: "Everett Poe" - Episode 3

“(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction” - Devo - Sean and Christian perform Everett Poe’s chin surgery while discussing Julia's new relationship

“I Know What Boys Like” - The Waitresses - Sean explains Eden’s hymen reconstructive surgery to Olivia paralleling Sean’s pre-examination of Eden

“California” - Rogue Wave - Christian and Julia dance on the beach paralleling their making love

“Rehab” - Amy Winehouse - Matt and Kimber take meth and make love in a hotel room

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Nip/Tuck Season 5 - Joyce & Sharon Monroe

Hey gang, sorry for the delay but I am out of town in Vegas at a convention and no, it's not the porn star or stripper convention. I did catch the episode last night and got many, many good laughs out of it. I love how Sean is becoming the big dog and how it is driving Christian nuts! What a strange twist with Kate??? I knew Christian would make a run at her. I also knew the Monroe impersonators would be a done deal. Gotta love Christian Troy!

Here are some of my favorite quotes from this episode:

Fiona: "what are you? Leg man, ass man, tit man?"
Christian: "Tit Man, why?"
Fiona: "(while undressing) Mommy issues..."

Christian: "(with Sean operating on Kate) She seems very special, you just add a mast and a good wind and you can sail her around the planet."

Christian: "Careful where you poke down there, I'm going to need that for later (while getting tux adjusted and referring to his date with Kate)."

Liz: "A woman almost died under your watch today you deal with it by fighting over a Yoplait"
Christian: "Gimme the Yoplait..."

Liz: "They never listen to me anyway. I'm just white noise in a lab coat."

Christian: "(To Ollie regarding her kid) What about daddy, you pull him out of the drawer on Thanksgiving to baste the turkey?"

Christian: "After all these years, Julia was the reason for the biggest dick contest and now we find out she doesnt even like them. Julia is a dyke."

Sean: "She's the mother of our children"
Sean: "Too bad she didnt figure it out in college. I spent a lot of years barking up the wrong tree."

Sean: "I must be such a lousy lay that my wife went from dwarf humping to carpet munching"

Season 5, Episode 2 Music:
Henry Mancini - Blues for Mothers
Marilyn Monroe - I wanna be loved by you
Henry Mancini - Blue Satin
Human League - Dont you want me?
The Police - Cant stand losing you
Rolling Stones - Beast of Burden
Jed and Lucia - Perpetuate the Cycle