The Return of Dawn Budge!
Rosie returns to Nip/Tuck and I have to admit that there was a huge sense of comedy in this episode. The opening scene is what that leaves you thinking... "What will they think of next?" Rosie is on a hang-gliding adventure when an eagle squawks at her and then attacks her in mid-flight! Rosie is left with a new sense of freedom and feels envigorated about life...enough to join the space program! Well, Rosie's face needs some work thanks to the unfriendly eagle and she returns to her favorite plastic surgeons while hoping to get behind the scenes of Hearts n' Scalpels.
Just when you think it cant get any crazier... an ass bandit is on the loose! You heard me.... some sick bastard is posing as a doctor and visiting patients during off hours to collect a stool sample. The ass bandit hits Rosie after she comes out of surgery and is resting peacefully during recovery... By the way, the boys had to sew her mouth shut for a while! :)
The ass bandit, also known as the "fudge finder" seems a bit weird at first and tells Rosie that they need to test for the bird flu. She turns over as the "doctor" lubes his fingers. As Rosie tells the story, Sean and Christian dismiss her as a side effect of being under. However, Liz has heard the story of this ass bandit and thinks that it was definitely an attack!
In an effort to smooth things over with Dawn Budge, Sean takes her behind the scenes of the show but again bad luck strikes and Dawn Budge is hit by a falling fixture and knocked out senseless. Freddy is the first one on the scene and is the first person Rosie sees when she comes to. Her heart melts and we have our new couple... but not before Freddy gets an ass lift per Dawn's request. Cue the music and the surgery and later.... the ass bandit strikes again! Poor Freddy....
Annie returns for this episode and of course drives Sean nuts. Eden has her convinced that she's fat and that her ass is sporting the weight. If you're not getting the theme here, it was an ass show! LOL...
Sean is a bit torn on how to deal with Eden and goes to Julia and Ollie but that was just a frustrating exercise. Sean is left with no choice but to deal with the issue confronting Eden at her room. Eden takes advantage of the situation trying to play on Sean's anger by removing her clothes and telling him that he has to be tired of his fatty (Kate) at home. She even goes so far as to say that Kate probably doesnt swallow and that she does. It gets worse but I'll leave the rest to your imagination.
Sean passes on the opportunity but cant help but wonder if he should act on his urges. 50% of the people in the blog poll say he should... Sean envisions himself sitting there in his office as the alter ego, the one who does go ahead and sleep with Eden. His alter ego is left grubby, jobless, and distraught. Sean snaps back to reality and sees Kate walk into his office and eventually proposes to Kate! WTF?!?!?! Sean, go enjoy LA!
If all this wasn't enough, I'd be remiss if I didnt mention Christian's latest sexual escapade. His new job moonlighting as a male gigolo is taking on new heights. Just picture a frozen and lifeless body requiring sex in order to be revived... You gotta see it to believe it.
Let's see... what else.... Christian flirts with a nun needing a boob reduction and Annie gets expelled... yeah, that covers it! LOL.... Can't wait to see what the Fudge Finder is up to next week!
Episode 4: Music
Peter, Bjorn & John - Young Folks
Frank Sinatra - Come Fly With Me
Erik Satie - Gnossienne No. 4
Gary Wright - Dream Weaver
Splack Pack - “Shake That Ass Bitch” (Christian performs a Brazilian butt lift to Freddy)