Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Nip/Tuck: Poor Matt McNamara...

By season 5... Matt will be in a straight jacket!!

Cmon... hasnt the kid been through enough?

He's about to be stalked by the KKK, have to live with a real murder after living with the hit and run (Cara Fitzgerald)... He's slept with one transgender (Ava) and then had to deal with her son who happened to be murdered. Matt found the body and was questioned by police where he found out the best blowjob he ever got was from a man.... Matt then attacks another transgender that he'll probably end up dating but not before he had to cut his penis off (after his own was threatened) and then witness the shooting of their attacker in self defense... the attacker only happened to be his Nazi ex-girlfriend's father!! This was the same guy Matt did a favor for by breaking his father's client confidentiality by stealing all the client files. Matt then closed out the evening in Hannibal Lecter style by sitting down for a nice family dinner... LOL!!!

Matt also found out that Sean wasnt actually his biological father and that his uncle Christian is. I guess he just assumes his mother is a slut at this point as well. Matt tried to perform his own circumcision after his first girlfriend turned him down and went lesbo on him! At least he was invited to a three-way before he was rudely interrupted by his mother.

Matt has taken bong hits with his grandmother and wasnt even told (didnt appear in the episode) where his grandmother apparently went down in a plane crash!!

Matt's been punched by his non-biological father and had to file a restraining order against him. Matt has also been beat up by a gang of transgenders and pissed on. He was also arrested for indecent exposure... whacking off to Ava's window... a crime he had to admit to Christian. LOL...

Matt... Matt.. I feel sorry for ya buddy... It's only going to get worse before it gets better!


Miss Margo said...

I really do pity Matt. On top of everything else that you mentioned, it seems to poor kid doesn't have any friends at all.

He'll probably go into the seminary next season.

JT said...

Just to clarify: Ava's Son killed himself, he wasn't murdered. He impaled himself on the knife samurai-style.

continuitygirl said...

I'm watching Nip/Tuck in England so am not totally up to speed (Matt's only just hooked up with the Nazi's) but IMO he does bring alot of this trauma on himself if he just listen to his "Parents" rather than trying so hard to rebel he might not get himself into such tricky situation, then again the show wouldn't be so great if he was a good boy